Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
Groucho Marx